Monday, May 3, 2010


First, an update on the status of ROADHOUSE BLOG. For the past month, I have been busting my hump trying to build an addition to casa de Roadhouse for the next generation of right wing extremists I'm trying to raise. In short, 2 kids + one kid's room equals a problem that requires mucho denero to rectify, and little time or energy left to slay liberalism at the level of quality my readers would expect. As I near the end of this oh-so torturous home improvement adventure, I am hoping to be putting the hammer down and getting my humble blog back into the "big hole" (high gear) in the next few weeks.

As expected, hiring a contractor was part of the plan, and not something I was looking forward to. I found that the "word of mouth" method worked best. After all, a recommendation from a friend or family member carries more weight than an Internet listing by people I've never met. In the process, I found that there are two types of contractor, those who hire illegal immigrants, and those who don't. Those who do are easy to spot. They will be the ones who don't call you back after you tell them that the police will be called if there is even the slightest suspicion of their employee's immigration status being fraudulent.

Yes, "fraudulent". This brings us to my brief tutorial on immigration. For those of you who still don't get it, here is why it's wrong to be here illegally. First, you're trespassing. Second, you're a tax evader. Third, you're an identity thief. Fourth, you have not been screened for communicable diseases. Fifth, your criminal record has not been checked. Sixth, you have not agreed to take a loyalty oath, or learn our customs, laws, or language. Seventh, you're a drag on every single tax payer funded enterprise known to man. Eighth, you are spitting on every immigrant who has ever taken the time and made the sacrifices to come here legally. Ninth, you are an unfair advantage over every employer who has the decency to abide by the law by not hiring you. Tenth, until the unemployment rate is 0%, you are not actually needed.

You see, to not make a distinction between legal and IL-legal immigration is akin to seeing no distinction between buying a new Corvette and stealing one. This is not rocket science people. It's not racism either. If you are here illegally from Sweden, you are just as wrong as someone from Mexico, China, Pakistan, or jolly old England. Go home, go back to the end of the line where you belong, and come to our country the right way. Then, and only then, I will welcome you with open open arms, bearing a frosty cold Coors in one hand, and a hearty handshake in the other.


Dan O. said...

Great to see you gettin' er done! Both the house addition and the post. That's quite an addition there, Terry. Planning ahead for even more Baby Roadhouses, perhaps?

Seane-Anna said...

Hey Roadie! Glad to see you're back and still as wise as ever. This is a great post! I love your ten reasons why it's wrong to be an illegal alien. They echo my sentiments exactly. Again, this is a great post. Keep it up, my friend!

Roadhouse said...

Dan O.,
More baby Roadhouses?! Bite your tongue!

I don't know about "wise", but maybe "weary" as ever. This construction project is kicking my ass. Thanks again.

Anonymous said...

More baby Roadhouses....I love the thought...I have a houseful myself. We can't do enough to save this country huh Roadie?

JMK said...

" not make a distinction between legal and IL-legal immigration is akin to seeing no distinction between buying a new Corvette and stealing one." (Roady)

Yes, a flood of ILLEGAL/"undocumented" workers has the very same effect on the country as a flood of ILLEGAL/"undocumented" fans would have on the ability of a pro sports team to remain a viable concern.

ILLEGAL immigration is an economic bomb.

WomanHonorThyself said...

and the libs keep howling racism!..pathetic isnt it..Good luck wif da house!:)

commoncents said...

Thanks for posting! Your blog is Very Informative!!

Common Cents

ps. Link Exchange?

Janelle said...

First visit to your blog and it's very funny. Best to you on the home addition.

Seane-Anna said...

Hey Roadie! Just wanted to say thanks for your kind words during my illness and to report that I'm now officially cancer free. Yippee!