Friday, May 16, 2008

LIVE! FROM ISRAEL! IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!!!

Lorne Micheals couldn't write a sketch this funny on his best day.
President Bush addresses Israel and remarks on the folly of treating tyrants and dictators as legitimate leaders by initiating unconditional talks with them. He uses the ambiguous term "some" to refer to those who believe in such a policy. Enter stage left: Barak Obamma tripping over himself, waving his arms wildly and screaming at the top of his lungs "HEY, THAT'S ME! I'M THE APPEASER! LOOK AT ME! I TALK TO TERRORISTS!" Then, quietly, Bush say's "I was taking about Jimmy Carter". They then flash forward to the week prior to the general election where Obamma has been reduced to filling Hillary Clinton's water glass and rubbing her feet as she orders him around while calling him "little Jimmy".