Tuesday, December 2, 2008


ROADHOUSE SOLVES THE PIRATE PROBLEM
Ok, really. Do I have to do everything around here? Is the new wave of modern piracy at sea such a brain teaser of an issue that we actually can't figure out how to stop it? How embarrassing.
This is not rocket science people! Equip ships with one of these, and train the crew to use it. After the first two or three shredded pirates are reported in the media, the concept will look much less appealing to up-and-coming "Jack Sparrows" out there. Problem solved. NEXT!!!
One note of caution. Make sure no one on your ship's crew is named Plaxico.

4 comments:

Dan O. said...

Forget the ships. I want to mount one of those on my front porch.

Kofi Bofah said...

Ha!

Just coming by to see what you have been talking about.

JMK said...

Self-protection....it isn't a bad idea.

Certainly cost-effective and efficient.

Bullet said...

That is what im talking about. Its the only way im effective.